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Big Brother Liveblog: Week 13, part 2

bb_eye-thumb.jpgBOOO! BOOO! BOOO! BOOO! WHOOP! ARRGH! BOOO! Yep, it's time to boo at some strangers and waft banners around in the air! It's time to witness an eviction and an interview with Tracey, Kara-Louise and of course, our host, Davina.

Aaaanyway. Did you miss me? Let's go over the jump together and delve into the murky world of Big Brother 8! Come on! I may even make you laugh!

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Posted by Mof Gimmers on August 24, 2007 7:49 PM in Liveblogs
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Big Brother Liveblog: Week 13, part 1

bb_eye-thumb.jpgIt's week 13 (I think) and that means we should all go 'wooooo' because 13 is an unlucky number ain't it? So, who the crimminy is going to be a luck void and get a royal booting? Will it be Tracey? Or Jonty? Or maybe Kara-Louise? Chances are, the horrendous voting types will be gunning for one of the former halfway housers, which, to me, is a bit sad. MAKE THINGS INTERESTING AND GIVE THE FAUX-RAVER THE BOOT!

That's just my view on things at any rate. If you want to read more of my views, tune in here at 8.30pm when I discuss all things BB, the double eviction and... quite possibly... I'll be talking about the adverts in between too. Join in the fun after the jump!

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Posted by Mof Gimmers on August 24, 2007 7:47 PM in Liveblogs
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Big Brother Liveblog: Week 12, part 2

bb_eye.jpgHad a good half hour? Hope so. That Star Stories thing is actually pretty good - borderline libelous, of course, but pretty good nonetheless.

Anyhoo, we're here for good old Big Brother. If you missed the first show, Carole and Gerry were, unsurprisingly, the two nominees with the most votes, and Gerry persuaded the gurus to vote him out. Which some did more willingly than others (*cough* Tracey *splutter*). Pop over the cut to follow his eviction interview....

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Posted by on August 17, 2007 9:24 PM in Liveblogs
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Big Brother Liveblog: Week 12, part 1

bb_eye.jpgSo here are again, BB fans, another eviction night, another twist. But this could be good for us - if it weren't for the 'everybody up for eviction' twist, we'd probably just have the newbies up again, wouldn't we? At least this way we get to say 'CAROLE - STOP CRYING!' and 'GERRY - SHUT UP!' and 'KARA LOUISE - ......' hmmm, what *does* anyone think about Kara Louise?

Righty-o, let's pop over the cut and keep refreshing for updates, shall we?

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Posted by on August 17, 2007 7:56 PM in Liveblogs
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Big Brother Liveblog: week 11, part 2

amy_exit3.jpgThe ninth person to be evicted from the Big Brother House is...Amy! Darn it all to heck! The glamour model put her head down in disappointed shame, fought back tears, and then got topless just after her name was announced.

I'll be liveblogging the eviction show, and the boring crap in between where The Chosen One (or in Amy's case, Chosen Three) prances around putting on makeup and crying simultaneously. I'm not surprised Amy was evicted, and I don't think anyone else in the house was either. There is no way in hell the twins thought they were going home. So! On with the shooooow!

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Posted by on August 10, 2007 9:16 PM in Liveblogs
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Big Brother Liveblog: week 11, part 1

bb_eye-thumb.jpgHere we are at the ninth eviction of Big Brother 8! Woo! The Twins, Amy's twins, Jonty and Kara-Louise are up for eviction, and I'll be here, drinking sitting on my sofa, and texting over and over again to get Amy and her invisible eyebrows out of the house, once and for all...

This will be my first liveblog for Available For Panto, but considering I sit all on my own every Friday night watching the evictions in my dark livingroom over cold leftovers...this adds some excitement to my life. And it should add some to yours, too.

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Posted by on August 10, 2007 8:21 PM in Liveblogs
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Big Brother Liveblog: Week 10, part 2

bb_eye-thumb.jpgHello again. I've been creating a huge wicker figure of Shanessa outside my house and now, all of David's pagan friends are all dancing around it and stripping off their kilts. It's ace! I'd take pictures of it but I can't for two very good reasons. Firstly, my batteries have run out in my camera and secondly, I'm lying.

Anyway, here we are faced with some woolly interviewing from Davina, the thoughts of David and well... whatever the Shanessa equivalent of thoughts are. Getting her waps out probably and shouting "WUUUUUUUURRRR!" or something.

Get over the jump for some more live blogging action from me! Hurray!

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Posted by Mof Gimmers on August 3, 2007 7:15 PM in Liveblogs
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Big Brother Liveblog: Week 10, part 1

bb_eye-thumb.jpgLiveblogging time again where I wonder if anyone is actually reading this whilst watching the television. Tonight, we see Tracey (aka Blanka from Street Fighter II) going up against a bunch of no-marks who we're all not overly keen on. That's probably because they've been in our lives for a grand total of 14 seconds or summat.

Favourite for the chop is David. Is it because he looks like Steve Strange from Visage? Is it because he's an odious oik? Who cares? We all hate Amy, and it seems BB have moved the goalposts to keep yet another annoying princess in. Damn them. It's a double eviction... so let's see fried egg exposer Shanessa banished back to whatever rubbish job she had prior to the house. Anyway, on with the show!

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Posted by Mof Gimmers on August 3, 2007 7:13 PM in Liveblogs
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Big Brother Liveblog: Week 9, part 2

bb_eye.jpgSo here we are again ladies and gentlemen, here to watch Charley getting the biggest boos in BB history and a bunch of "characters" entering the Halfway House. Exciting night, huh? I got a good one this week.

Right, sit back, relax and keep hitting that refresh button. Oh, and pass the Pringles, I'm starving.

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Posted by on July 27, 2007 9:23 PM in Liveblogs
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Big Brother Liveblog: Week 9, part 1

bb_eye.jpgHey BB fans! It's Friday, and that means your weekly eviction liveblog courtesy of Available For Panto. But this is no usual eviction, now is it? For a start, it's very likely (as you'll remember from the odds we got from those guys over at Virgin Bets) that Charley will be coming out again, and for good this time. And then there's the fact that five housemates will be entering the house next door (it was meant to be six, but one got scared off by the pre-entry talk!)

So, will Charley wear more than knickers and vest this time? Will any of the new housemates be potential winners? Follow me to find out...

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Posted by on July 27, 2007 8:02 PM in Liveblogs
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Big Brother Live Blog: Week 8 PART 2

BB8liveblog.jpgHiya. Did you miss me? Have you been watching Jimmy Carr? Hang your head in shame. He's an idiot. Anyone who says otherwise is quite clearly a moron of Charley standards. I'm right. I'm always right. Even when I'm wrong, I'm louder in the argument.

Enough of all that. Let's look at Nicky getting booed by housewives, IT types and tubby teenage girls. Davina is about to show us all why the BBC fired her from her chat show, and Nicky is about to show us that, wearing white wedding cake can make you look fat when you're clearly not...

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Posted by Mof Gimmers on July 20, 2007 9:21 PM in Liveblogs
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Big Brother Live Blog: Week 8 PART 1

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Live blog time and the crowd are already shouting "Get Charley out!" Predictable sods. Anyway, Davina wants to know whether we vote out the moaning Nicky with her face like a bulldog licking piss from a thistle... or 'Greek tragedy' Gerry.

It's all go man. Let's get over the jump to see how it all pans out. Hopefully, my typing won't resemble something akin to Carole trying to do her huge bra up whilst wearing boxing gloves...

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Posted by Mof Gimmers on July 20, 2007 8:22 PM in Liveblogs
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