Reality news round-up: Alesha's suitors, Kelly's smart, Ramsay's law suit

Alesha Dixon has split from Aston Villa star John Carew, according to The Sun. She's said to be focusing on her new album instead. You go, girl! Who needs men when we have art?

Great picture here of Amanda Holden's mouth looking unpleasant, while Heat thinks Kelly Brook looked good at the Baftas.

...and over the pond, Gordon Ramsay is being sued for mild theatrical rudeness. The restaurant manager claims that Ramsay called him a lazy tosser, and that this has damaged his career to the tune of £500,000. One suspects that they should both have known what they were getting into. Welcome to America, Gordon...

Shit Lookalikes: April Fool Gordon Ramsay and Demi Moore

Hey look! It's a creature that evolved from Demi Moore! The thing on the left, in fact, in Gordon Ramsay dressed up for his US Hell's Kitchen series yesterday. That invisible weight you feel lifting from your shoulders? It's the stress of April Fool's Day melting away for another year. Relax. Sleep well, and don't have (kitchen) nightmares.

Kitchen Nightmares - Ramsay can act!

This is what we're missing, guys. They're always going on about the cooking, and the rugby, but what you don't hear about so much is what a brilliant brilliant actor Ramsay really is. You see a bit of it here, in his US series (especially at 2:50) - and you thought Hell's Kitchen was dramatic...