One hopes this airbrushorific shot of Jodie as Marie Antoinette is just the first of many ways she intends to emulate the decapitated revolutionary French Queen.
Liz Hurley's tipped to make a reality show about her life on the farm she runs in Gloucestershire.
Kerry Katona's won a big pay-out from the Sunday Mirror who reported, bafflingly, that she had been a prostitute.
Calum Best's new celibacy-themed reality show is called The Best Is Yet To Come...
...while in a new US reality show - The Baby Borrowers, people actually LEND THEIR KIDS TO TEENAGERS.