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Classic Big Brother - Barrymore and Burns have a moment

Man this is beautiful. In a week when troubled genius Michael Barrymore is back in the news for his return to the stage (he plays Spike Milligan in the ace-sounding Surviving Spike at Windsor's Theatre Royal), let's see one of his happier moments in the Big Brother house, 2006. Here he is singing an impromptu duet with Pete Burns, over toast and coffee one morning. I wonder what Faria's doing now.

Posted by Leila Johnston on February 7, 2008 12:00 PM in Classic Big Brother
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Big Brother twins lose weight, feel great

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From this angle at least, it would appear the twins have lost a bit of weight. More astonishingly though, according to Heat , they've been signed to Select. Which is a proper modelling agency, and everything. I like the twinnies, don't get me wrong, and I'm no Cindy Crawford myself. But these two modelling? In like, magazines and stuff? Hmm... I'm on the fence about this. What do you think? Get over yourself and leave a comment for once.

Posted by Leila Johnston on January 21, 2008 2:00 PM in Classic Big Brother
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Reality TV Moments Of The Year #7

Come with me, people, down memory lane. Let's forget our worries, and how bloody freezing it is outside, and relive those halcyon days when our most pressing concern was who's going to evicted next? Imagine letting a tv show rule your life! Eesh, what fools we were. Thank god we're not like that any more, huh? Friends, I give you... the nightclub task.

Posted by Leila Johnston on January 4, 2008 5:00 PM in Classic Big Brother
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Classic Big Brother: Would you like meeee to be the cat?

Quiet day for reality tv today (I refuse to cover the "Penny Lancaster wants a baby"/"Mel B's looking a bit thin" stories) - so here's a lovely Thursday afternoon treat. And I hope you've eaten because, boy oh boy, it's even more nauseating than you remember...

Posted by Leila Johnston on October 4, 2007 5:22 PM in Classic Big Brother| Video Clips
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Big Brother: Endemol Chairman leaves the family

The Independent (oh yes, we read real newspapers too) today reports that the, er, godfather of Big Brother - Peter Bazalgette - is leaving the Big Brother producer Endemol after nearly a decade.

One of the most influential figures in broadcasting, Bazalgette made his plans to leave known earlier this summer. Bazalgette leaves Endemol - who also make Deal or No Deal to pursue projects in digital media. Smart man. I don't want to give too much away, but we may be having a new blogger joining us here at Panto soon... I'm joking of course. Bazalgette would never work for us. For one thing, he's the director of online polling firm YouGov, and we use Poll Daddy.

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Posted by Leila Johnston on September 28, 2007 1:30 PM in Classic Big Brother
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Battle of the reality stars - Charley takes on Matt Willis

charleybelt.jpgBig Brother 8 and I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here collided when Charley Uchea had former Busted star Matt Willis thrown out of nightclub after a big fat row, say reports. According to the Daily Star the pop singer had been advising one of Charley's fellow Big Brother housemates, Seany O'Kane, to keep well away from the South East London (Sh)It Girl.

Charley apparently overheard the discussion and confronted the musician over his comments, attacking him verbally. A source claims that Willis "couldn't get a word in edgeways" with the ex-housemate. Surprised? Security were then forced to ask the pop star to leave the London Egg nightclub. A source commented:" He went without a fuss because he didn't want to cause a scene." Are you listening Charley?

Posted by Mof Gimmers on September 10, 2007 3:01 PM in Classic Big Brother| Classic Reality TV| Life after Big Brother
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Nikki Graeme has saucy snaps taken with another gal!

nikkivomit.jpg Whilst innocently looking for something else (I know... I've already incriminated myself by protesting) I stumbled across some of the most disturbing pictures ever taken. The NSFW (that's 'Not safe for work' for those of you who rightly avoid abbreviating absolutely everything) snaps feature Big Brother strop Queen, Nikki Graeme in various states of undress with another largely nude lady.

Now, I don't really care if people take snaps like these... it's none of my business... but looking at these made me feel rather uncomfortable. Nikki looks like someone with learning difficulties being taken advantage of... and that's what makes me feel so very uncomfortable. I've no idea if these are pre or post BB, but still, they don't make for nice viewing.
Click here to see the full array of horrifying pictures.

Posted by Mof Gimmers on September 10, 2007 2:42 PM in Classic Big Brother| Where Are They Now?
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Shit Lookalikes - Shell from BB 5 and Noel Fielding

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Looking at The News of the World's "Top 20 Big Brother Babes Of All Time" list and two thoughts struck me: 1) they're all blond and thin; 2) I don't remember Noel Fielding from the Mighty Boosh going in there.

Posted by Leila Johnston on September 4, 2007 7:24 AM in Classic Big Brother| Shit Lookalikes
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Classic Reality Telly

I still think Helena was robbed, but you can relive all the best Connie moments in this unsettlingly affectionate tribute to the winner of last year's fantastic How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria. Grow your hair Connie!

Posted by Leila Johnston on September 3, 2007 4:59 PM in Classic Big Brother| Video Clips
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Classic Big Brother - Brian Bedwetter

I don't care what anyone says. The defining moment of BB8 was Brian wetting himself. It's the first... and possibly last... time that we'll get to enjoy someone running around mewing "I've had a bit of an accident" in a voice not unlike Frank Spencer. Brian - Tragic genius.

Posted by Mof Gimmers on August 30, 2007 2:31 PM in Classic Big Brother| Video Clips
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6pm: Classic Big Brother - Highlights of BB1

It's nearly the end of the series, and maybe the end of BB as we know it. It's certainly the end for the Elstree/Borehamwood house. And as we psych ourselves up for the final (Elstree-based) eviction, let's take a moment to reflect on this show's humble beginnings.

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Posted by Leila Johnston on August 29, 2007 5:25 PM in Classic Big Brother
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11am: Discussing Nominations

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So here we are at the home stretch and some of the housemates have been letting their guard down. Liam, Ziggy and Carole have been punished for discussing nominations, but I can't help feeling that the real penalty should be against stupidity.

The trio's genius strategy at defeating the five million cameras trained on their faces seemed to consist of a combination of chimpanzee-style sign language, gurning and - most entertainingly - whispering. Liam, son, have you forgotten you're wearing a mic? You wonder what's going through their minds, sometimes, really you do.

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Posted by Leila Johnston on August 27, 2007 11:00 AM in Classic Big Brother
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