Oh yes, the Big Brother's Big Mouth presenter and comic actor is an unlikely sex symbol, that's for sure. But that's no bad thing, is it? We could do with a few more unlikely sex symbols. "I feel alive! I've never felt more sexual in my life," he said. But what do you think? Picture after "Continue"...
This year the Big Brother house will be a third bigger. Sounds good, but does it just mean that they're going to up the number of housemates too? I sure hope not. LESS IS MORE, Big Brother bosses. LESS. IS. MORE.
As you'll recall, Fergie's fly-on-the-wall show about telling poor people how to eat properly was cancelled after a dead man was found at the home of the family the cameras were following. Well, it is going ahead after all, and will be screened at the end of the month.
You've heard the hype about today's celebrity Jeremy Kyle show, no doubt... now find out what all the fuss is about. The show features Jodie Marsh, Razor Ruddock, and Jessie Wallace's sister Danielle Mason. Here's Jodie and she's as fascinating to watch as ever (you know, until she opens her mouth...)
Oh here's a good one. Remember when I told you about the new Fergie reality show, where she was going to a help a low-income family to learn to eat healthily? Well, it's hit a bit of trouble. The stars were just arrested on suspicion of murder. Not Fergie! The other stars. Oh yes, they were released again, and it's probably all fine, but you know... doesn't look good.
Meanwhile, Ant went commando on live tv; butcher's windows spring to mind; Lembit and Gabriela's holiday snaps defy description; the man found in Barrymore's pool might not have drowned after all; and Chanelle's pop video has been banned from kids' tv for being too 'saucy'. There. That should keep you busy for a while.
It's all there in The Star, folks. This year's Big Brother house will host 16 hopefuls, and they're going to be "the most hot-headed housemates the show has ever seen". Sigh. More fights and screaming. Bring back Celebrity Hijack! At least those kids had the common human decency to badmouth the other housemates behind their backs.
A show source said: "Get ready for Big Big Brother. With so many people waiting to burst through those doors at Elstree TV Studios, it'll be like the January sales at Next! The house may have had some alterations but in such a confined space it's a tight squeeze - and tempers can flare quickly in there."
Doesn't matter if you've heard the record or not, she sang live on Heat's radio. What do you think? Voice of an angel, or not quite there yet? Sounds alright to us, but the best bit is where she says "now you haters" at the end. Who cares about the singing voice when she's got an absolutely brilliant accent like that?
The sun is shining, it's not always necessary to wear a heavy coat (but bring a brolly) - the British summer feels like it might almost be around the corner. And we know what that means... the new Big Brother house is undergoing its annual shape-shift.
According to The Star, which has never been wrong, BB bosses are planning to install a kid-sized bed in the house. Will there be a young child in the mix? Or just a short person? Or perhaps one of the hopefuls will just have to curl up tight and deal with it?
It's over-reactions all round as Jade Goody and Samanda have a wash and show the world what they really look like. Amazingly, the twins look quite different. Jade's basically the same, she has make-up tattooed on, anyway. Jade told the mag: "I didn't think I was that dependent on (make-up) until I saw these photos. Now I feel sick." Well, you know what happens when you look in the mirror, Jade love.
The twins look great, if a bit ghost-like, and admit that going without is a rarity for them. Sam said: "I hardly go a day without wearing it! Yesterday, I had no make-up on and as soon as we decided we were going to the supermarket, I was like, "Right: foundation, mascara. I always do it!!" Over the turn to see the pics...
Miss Celebrity Big Brother 2006 Chantelle Houghton has landed an ITV show that mirrors her own rise to, um, 'fame'. Chanters will appear in Whatever It Takes alongside starring The Legend Shane Richie.
In the new drama, a policewoman has an affair with a football player (Richie? Seriously?) and wakes up to find she's an overnight "celebrity" with her name in all the newspapers. Chantelle will play herself, offering advice to the policewoman as she tries to cope with her new-found fame. Whatever It Takes is due to be screened later this year.
Remember that one on The Apprentice who "couldn't even bring himself to say" the opposite of winner? Oh yeah, he got fired. Ian's gone, folks. I don't think he'll be missed too much.
Britain's Got Talent is back, this Saturday at 7:45pm on ITV1. Animals ran amok.
Chanelle and Chantelle have had a fun night out with a load of footballers, and good for them. Look what fun they're having! Almost makes me wish I was young again.
Twinkle-toed Channel 5 newsreader Natasha Kaplinsky is three months pregnant. But who's the father? Oh, you are awful. It's handsome investment banker husband Justin Bower of course. Why, who else could it have been?
And it's time for that picture again in The Sun... Barrowman and Van Outen have hit back at Kevin Spacey's claims that the BBC talent shows aren't doing much to help theatre. New respect for Denise who suggests maybe Kev's annoyed because he's "too old to play Oliver".
Lloyd Webber had once had a chart hit that took him almost up to the top spot in the charts, but no one knows what it is...
Konnie Huq's name is still being bandied about for Big Brother's Little Brother, along with Alexa Chung and Miquita Oliver. Big Brother's Big Mouth will be back, too, with different guest presenters each week. Sorry Corden/Horne fans :(
and in the world of Dancing on Ice follow-up stories, Gareth Gates has been living it up with Emma Bunton's sister, even though he's engaged to someone else (not Emma Bunton) - incriminating photos right here.
...while Suzanne Shaw was £200,000 in debt and had to get her mum to send emergency food packages after Darren Day left her holding the baby. It's easy to judge but if we're honest, how many of us haven't been in that exact same position at some point in our lives? With Darren Day.
