Ah, Grace Dent, we meet again. When Susan Sontag died, Camille Paglia said something like "I've been chasing that bitch for ages". One wonders whether Sontag ever realised. And it's much the same with myself and Ms Dent. Although as the official Big Brother blogger she's probably sitting in a diamond castle, typing on a solid gold laptop with fingers made of caviar, I have two great advantages over her. The first is that she doesn't know I'm her nemesis (element of surprise) - the second is, SHIT LOOKALIKES! Bring. It. On.

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