And not just because I can't spell giggolo jiggo gig. The tabloids are thrilled to uncover this story, as you can imagine - especially on what is presumably the eve of her eviction. David Clark (who she's currently divorcing) worked for the 'Sinderella' agency, where he called himself Lorenzo - hopefully after the character in The Darling Buds of May. David's profile on the agency website supposedly read: "Young, handsome and sexy, Lorenzo is an extremely popular escort with the ladies." Well, whatever you say.

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