Ricky Gervais is hooked on Big Brother! Who'd have thought it? His bizarrely-designed movie blog is constantly distracted by thoughts about the housemates, and he is backing Mario because he reminds him of David Brent.

The excellent Diva blog has regular commentaries on news from inside. Seriously, what's not to love about the Kafka quoting: 'The tedium keeps piling on night after night. To quote Franz Kafka "By believing passionately in something that still does not exist, we create it. The nonexistent is whatever we have not sufficiently desired." I am still passionately, fervently believing that this years BB will actually provide a little highlight, a nugget of inspiration that will evoke a nation to greatness!' Kafkan, kids. It's the new Orwellian.

We love The Sun, and their caption competition has some good prizes and happens every single week - so you're in for a shot. One of the prizes is tickets to see a live eviction, so I wouldn't bother with that if you live in the Outer Hebrides. And don't stress about not being funny enough... look at the ones already submitted (in the comments section, handily) and you'll get a sense of the standard of competition.

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