According to some impartial reports, Darnell Swallow has usurped Katreya as the new favourite to win Big Brother. A Ladbrokes spokesman said: "Darnell is the man of the moment and the money keeps coming in for him. Punters' patience finally snapped following Kat's crocodile tears."

If Darnell does win (and let's not forget there's still a good way left to go) it'll be genuinely life-changing for him. He was kicked out of the states following a drugs conviction and his mum reckons he deserves a second chance.

Whatever. My money's on Luke.

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