It's not your conventional rose-scented fairy tale at the best of times, but now that a third larger-than-life character has entered the frame, the story of a Cheeky Girl and an adulterous politician has just become even more appetite destroying.

Now, don't get me wrong. In many ways, Vanessa Feltz is deeply loveable. But Vanessa as voyeur? Vanessa as third wheel in the world's seediest love story, pressing her ample self between a pair in the grip of forbidden passions? Pushes plate away. Not hungry any more, somehow. Thanks though.

'Ness will appear on 50 Ways To Leave Your TV Lover, a respectable-sounding Sky 1 show, on this Sunday at 9pm.

"I have the dubious distinction of having actually been there on the night that Lembit Opik met his Cheeky Girl," she says. "I was there, it was a Channel Five party and I think at the very beginning it was definitely very touch and go as to what cheek he choose - either the left cheek or the right cheek. And when one Cheeky did respond, Lembit got in there! Lembit was getting closer and closer to Cheeky, Cheeky was getting closer and closer to Lembit. They were getting nearer and nearer, nuzzling and I thought, 'Feltz to the rescue!', so I galloped in there with the artillery, and I said 'Hi Lembit, How's Sian? When are you getting married?'"

"Nuzzling". Christ.

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