Three unlikely stories for you on a Monday morning. Let's start with Cerys and Marc. Here they are on a motorbike, riding around London. I'm caught between an 'awww' and a 'yaaaawn' especially as the Mail doesn't seem to have any more information than what was supplied by the guy with the long-lens. Daily Mail bad grammar collectors will be interested to hear that the article does include this intriguing line though: "Marc, 34, kissed Cerys on the head with his arm in between shopping at posh shop Jo Malone."

Next up is the news that Alex off the Apprentice is has signed up to a modelling agency. Now he's a good-looking lad of course, and this is just my opinion, but isn't he actually incredibly unphotogenic? Time will tell.

It seems big mouths run in the family. Kerry Katona's mother has written a 'shocking tell-all book', which sounds like a riveting read if you're, I don't know, some kind of historian of the Katona lineage. Sue Katona has reportedly signed a six-figure deal for the book which includes claims that her daughter once worked as a prostitute and that the 27-year-old's husband Mark Croft tried to seduce her. Sue discusses her daughter's drug habit and accuses Kerry of getting her hooked on cocaine. Sue also claims to have slept with one of her daughter's former boyfriends and admits she tried to sleep with Ex-Westlife star Brian. Well, hasn't everyone? Back in the day, obviously. I'm not sick.

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