And yet... meh. I don't believe a bit of it. Actors, the pair of them! Dale, apparently, has a girl on the 'outside' anyway.

Or at least, did. She might not be waiting for him at the end. Unless she's 'in on it' too, of course, which she might be. And this is all part of the masterplan, including me typing this now, and you reading it. And you drinking your tea and doing your email and me and you and oh! Turns out they're cleverer than we gave them credit for. Wait! Wha... what just happened?

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