For those of you living 20,000 leagues under the sea for the past few days, Big Brother has chucked a new body into the pit in the shape of 'is he is or he is not wearing mascara' Stuart. "Friends say he looks like Jude Law". I'll tell you who I think he looks like... check back later this afternoon.

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