Nice to see Sharon's still getting work. Less excited to see Piers Morgan there... but what do we think of Derrick the Britney impersonator? Certainly Shazzer looks surprised, and it takes a lot to shock her. He has rather a stronger jawline than Britney but, weirdly, is a fair bit prettier. Just my opinion. Piers is the only one to buzz Derrick out, but he left it so late that one suspects he was conflicted between the desperate desire to see it through to the end and the abject fear of turning a bit gay.

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