Well, this is going to skew Friday's evictions a bit. Alex has already been evicted! What happened? Well, it sounds like the formerly harmless stroppy madam has begun to imagine that she's a gangster, and has presumably been taken out of the house for her own mental health.

I mean, come on - what's she actually saying here? That her 'gang' are going to 'take out' anyone who voted against her? Is that how she was hoping to win the show - by having everyone else murdered? What on earth is wrong inside her head???? Here's the conversation Channel 4 have released - I've partly reproduced it over the page... maybe you can explain to me what's going on here.

Extract 2
22.20
Alex: I just can't wait to see my mans and them and see what their plans are, who they got...I'm not talking about those mans, I'm talking about my gangster friends.
Darnell: Collabos.
Alex: They got some instructions to follow out.

Extract 3
22.30
Darnell: That's what I mean... I've never seen anything like this, the people in here aren't real. It's like that movie shit, like movie people in here.
Alex: If you go you get to make all the plans, that you wanna make. When you're in here you can't do certain things. In my life I'm used to doing certain things. You know people piss me off and I do something like. I can't actually do that while I'm here. But like I say, I get to go out, see everyone's friends, I get to see their family. I get to do the shit that I wanna do. Pow, pow, pow.

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