We're loving this story about the latest Apprentice reject Michael Sophocles's supposed dark past as an escort. The shame, it turns out, resides not in the fact that he worked as an escort to pay off massive gambling debts - rather that some of the women who hired him weren't to his taste.

A 'pal' said "Michael likes to think he's a ladies' man, but he had to shut his eyes and think of England as he had sex with them. Some were bored housewives and some were women who just wanted company." Just picture it. You're having a bit of a dry spell. You call up a high-class escort. And... that turns up on your doorstep with a rose between his teeth. Always look through the peephole before you open the door, ladies. Always look first.

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