Well, it's one bit of good news about this summer's Big Brother - Wayne Rooney's family won't be in it.
Wayne's cousin gay cross-dresser Stephen, and Natalie, who flashed at Coleen's 21st birthday, failed to get on to the new series, which kicks off on June 5. Coleen's already banned them from attending her wedding next month.
A Big Brother source told The Sun: "Stephen and Natalie were brilliant at the auditions and they did go quite far in the process. But a decision was taken that we didn't want to have the series hijacked by them."
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