Is it wrong that I can't stop seeing Oliver hopeful Jonny as a young Nigel Havers, cropped-out blonde woman notwithstanding? Does this make me a bad person? You'd think I'd be beyond questions of conscience by now, after comparing other Olivers to, respectively, Anne Widdecombe and Bill Oddie. Put that way, I think Jonny got off lightly. Don't know about you, but I can't wait to find out who I'm going to decide all the others look like.

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