Shit Lookalikes: Amanda Holden and one of the Witches


Yes, I realise this is Harsh As but they don't pay me to scatter rose petals in front of their feet, you know. The fact is, Holden's done something to her face. She's always crying on Britain's Got Talent - but the face, the face... it isn't moving. Seriously, it's like looking at one of those miracle statues of the Virgin Mary. Sometimes I think if I was a child she would frighten me a bit. Which is why she reminds me a bit of one of the scary witch ladies on the brilliant 1990 film The Witches.
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