Reality TV news: Paul Potts interview, Barrowman's back (did he ever leave?), Cowell's rich, Jodie's kinky, Jordan's a mermaid
Piers Morgan's interviewed Paul Potts, and found him to be just the same nice guy that he met a year ago. But with better teeth.
While every straight girl's other secret crush, John Barrowman, has a new series of The Kids Are All Right - the show where superbright kids and adults go head-to-head (we're suckers for this kind of thing). The programme goes out tomorrow, 6.05pm, BBC1, just before his other show, I'd Do Anything. Interview here - did you know he was born in Glasgow?!
Meanwhile Katie Price has been doing booksignings dressed as a mermaid. Not just any mermaid, mind. A mermaid in a fright wig with a beige nylon midriff. Where does she get these outfits? What? No, it's not hypocrisy. MY nylon-frightwig mermaid outfit is completely different. It's tasteful.
Britain's Got Talent previews of tomorrow's show right here.
Cowell is worth $45Million, according to the Forbes list
...and poor old Jodie's exes are already selling their 'bedroom romp' stories to the News of the World...-->
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