Oh here's a good one. Remember when I told you about the new Fergie reality show, where she was going to a help a low-income family to learn to eat healthily? Well, it's hit a bit of trouble. The stars were just arrested on suspicion of murder. Not Fergie! The other stars. Oh yes, they were released again, and it's probably all fine, but you know... doesn't look good.

Meanwhile, Ant went commando on live tv; butcher's windows spring to mind; Lembit and Gabriela's holiday snaps defy description; the man found in Barrymore's pool might not have drowned after all; and Chanelle's pop video has been banned from kids' tv for being too 'saucy'. There. That should keep you busy for a while.

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