Remember that one on The Apprentice who "couldn't even bring himself to say" the opposite of winner? Oh yeah, he got fired. Ian's gone, folks. I don't think he'll be missed too much.

Britain's Got Talent is back, this Saturday at 7:45pm on ITV1. Animals ran amok.

Chanelle and Chantelle have had a fun night out with a load of footballers, and good for them. Look what fun they're having! Almost makes me wish I was young again.

Some suspiciously good pictures of Natalie Pinkham on holiday here.

and we weren't surprised to learn that Sarah Matravers has just got married, but can it be true that Cerys and Marc are back together? Sure looks that way. Maybe they're "just good friends"...

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