Norton's not worried about the ratings war that began this weekend, but perhaps he should be. Britain's Got Talent might well draw a bigger crowd than I'd Do Anything - although last year's Lloyd Webber show opened a can of whoop-ass on Cowell's dismal Grease Is The Word. As Graham said: "Britain's Got Talent can only be stronger than Grease. Do you know what I mean? If they put on an hour of ads it would be stronger." But which camp are you in? If you'll excuse the pun.

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