More Apprentice dirt a-dishin' - now Lindi's a "nympho"... and a gold-digger who's desperate for fame. Although we ought to bear in mind this is all coming from the guy she just dumped.

You know I have a love/hate relationship with the Gok, actually 'love' might be a bit strong, but those of you 'girlfriends' who feel their 'bangers' and 'bad boys' have benefited from watching his show might like to read his top tips in The Mirror this week.

Over at The Spoof, they're telegraphing the fact it's not true, but how I wish it was.

See Jodie Marsh's make-up free face here and what a patently massive improvement it is, too.

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