Jordan is in demand for the starring role in a Hollywood remake of a classic 1988 vampire movie. What do you think? It's so unlikely, yet somehow... so inevitable.
The internet has really sunk its teeth into the story. An insider told the Daily Star: "It's a very good time to be British in Hollywood and you can't fail to notice Jordan - she knows how to shine. [Original Elvira actress] Cassandra Peterson has been in talks about a remake for some time but didn't want to take on the role again herself... Everyone was at a loss until they spotted Jordan on a gossip website. She just looks perfect and then they discovered she has a penchant for one-liners. She will have to lose the tan, though."
The original Elvira was a "horror host", a kind of rent-a-vamp, if you like, and the film was a vehicle for the character. She had a dark look and sharp Valley Girl wit - "so Kate will have to learn an American accent" and some wit, presumably. Oh, I jest. You know I love the Jordan. But will getting Katie to act be like getting blood from a stone?
Here's some classic Elvira to put you in mind of what she might have to do if they sign her up...-->
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