Iceland have renewed Kerry Katona's contract, with what's been reported as a "six-figure sum". Sounds like we'll have to watch her pretending to be a 'normal mum' and pulling things out of freezers for a while yet. I don't like watching those adverts. Not because they're bad, but because they make me feel, somehow, as though I'm complicit in a much bigger lie. It's like listening to I'm The Leader of the Gang. However, vote below!

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