So, in order to find out what might happen to her kids, if they went on to take drugs (they probably already are), this hack (it's the same one who didn't wash for a month to see what would happen) went to Amsterdam and smoked skunk every day for ages. It's a bit like saying "Ooh, what's alcohol like? I think I'll just neck this bottle of gin to find out" - and that's pretty much what she did, in a previous documentary about binge drinking.

Turns out getting constantly fried turned her paranoid to the point of psychosis. This woman, right, is "so concerned about her kids turning out bad" that she's made the supreme sacrifice and flown to Amsterdam to get baked. Don't mean to judge, as ever, but I think perhaps the seeds of crazy were already there, just waiting to be watered.

"Should I Smoke Dope" went out on BBC 3 yesterday and you can enjoy a middle-aged woman saying "woah" and "I'm surrounded by beards" and eating cornflake sandwiches (OK I'm making this up now) all over again right here. (Actually do watch it, it's quite good. The Pope's not in it, sadly. I like the Pope).

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