Jade's always been Billie's evil twin, of course. We're familiar with how that happened so I won't bore you with it again (something went terribly wrong with the Replicator, blah blah, since been destroyed, something about good and evil in human form, valuable lesson about playing God...) As you'll probably recall, their destinies have been tightly intertwined since that fateful day.

And now that Jade's got herself a swanky new haircut she puts me in mind of a very specific Billie - the one who wore the black wig in the ITV2 show where she played a high class prostitute. The hair piece, it must be said, wasn't one of Ms Piper's (Mrs Fox's) best looks, but on Jade it's kind of an improvement, I think. What do you reckon? Words "polish" and "turd" come to mind? Or does she look alright?

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