Very soon, actually. An exclusive online premiere of Shipwrecked will be 'screened' on Channel4.com on Friday 28 March. Meanwhile Heatworld is first off the blocks with a gallery of upcoming beach-stranded hunk. Obviously we wouldn't lower ourselves to publishing endless pictures of topless, bronzed Adonises here on Panto. So for now, let's just cast our analytical, intellectual eye over last year's contestants, shall we?

Happy now? Download your own damn pr0n in future, ok. My credibility is on the line here.

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