We were worried, for a moment, about Kerry's pre-eclampsia pregnancy scare. Turns out she was just a bit low on iron. Still, she's been dropped by Mr and Mrs so it's not all bad.

Donald Trump and MTV are combining to do a US version of Ladette to Lady. The headline here is "Lady and the Trump". There isn't an official title for the show yet, but I think they'll struggle to top that, personally.

Andrew Lloyd Webber won't sign his life away to the Beeb but does have a couple more series in the Nancys mode lined up for our delectation. Speaking of, here are those Nancys you ordered. Let's hope all this sparks a fashion for silk Victorian peasant dresses... although the Joseph coats never caught on despite my better efforts.

Coleen's been voted the country's top fashion role model by readers of, uh, Look magazine. The mag's editor said "She's not afraid to try out the latest trends but will hold her hands up and admit she gets it wrong sometimes. Now all she needs to do is give Wayne a makeover." Polish, have you met turd?

Chanelle and Chantelle are stepping out together at the Miss Britain party, despite the fact neither of them have anything to do with it. Have any two girls ever looked less comfortable with each other?

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