Chanelle? Is that you? Are you still here? You realise all your mates left ages ago. Oh, alright then, we'll give you show for your bus fare home.

That's how it happened, folks. I was there. It's called Chanelle: Wannabe Popstar and it's all about the Posh worshipper's efforts to launch a music career. Chanelle has been signed to Eminence Records and will be given singing and dance lessons by David Laudat and K Knight before releasing her debut single and promo video. Let's hope she's a better singer than her idol.

Chanelle: Wannabe Popstar airs on April 18 at 9:30pm.

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