They're up to week two of the latest series of Dancing With The Stars over in the states, and everyone's raving about this performance by Elvis's ex, Priscilla. She's 62! Amazing. She's had a bit of work done, I think. But blimey, look at her! I'm have what she's having.
Honestly though, doesn't this show put Strictly Come Dancing to shame? Over here we have underemployed TV presenters and retired sportsmen. Over there they have someone who used to be married to Elvis Presley. Alright, maybe I'm being too harsh on our home-grown talent. We do, let's not forget, have Rowland Rivron... and no heir to the Graceland estate is going to take him away from us.
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