I know, right? Tutus and that? An oversized Norman Pace skipping through the streets, pirouetting between parked cars? Can't see it working myself.
Maybe it's not Billy Elliot style in that sense, but we have to prepare ourselves. Anyway, the story is, Paul "Britain's Got Talent star" Potts is going to be starring in a Hollywood movie produced by none other than Simon Cowell.
Paul, of Port Talbot, Glamorgan, said: "I can't believe my life's becoming a film." One wonders in what tone he said it. Was he incredulous? Angry? Disappointed? Was this the first he'd heard of it? Was he making that face at the time?
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