Yes, you too can be the face of a thing, or at least get to flash your bits on telly, because Coleen's Real Women has got another series in the bag. The search for the realest women in the UK continues apace.

"I'm thrilled." says Coleen. "I loved making the first series and have been made up about all the successes enjoyed so far by the girls taking part - with hopefully more to come. It's great that the viewers are enjoying it too." My god, you can actually hear her accent, can't you?

"Hopefully the new series will be just as successful in giving opportunities to Real Women." Yeah. "Real" women. I heard a rumour that this time she's going to push the boundaries of fashion fascism by finding an OAP to model babygrows.

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