I assume this show is meant to have some sort of anti-body fascist agenda, and not make me want to ram the remote control through my eye socket. I mean it's just a guess. The paramedics couldn't give me any answers, maybe you can.

See, I was interested in this one, but it turned out to be a bit of a disappointment. The first task was to find the "new legs of Pretty Polly" - a job which kind of by definition - requires someone with long, shapely pins. But Coleen can't decide if she's railing against this "convention" or accepting it. Call me Hitler, but I'd have thought that tights modelling would be one area where an ectomorphic body type is appropriate.

The flimsy point of this show is to give "normal" women a chance to get into modelling, but this task at least leaves Coleen with a decision - is she looking for the most modelly of the normals, or giving a less model-shaped girl a chance, and compromising the photos, the campaign, and the whole premise that normals can look just as good as models in the process? It can't seem to make up its mind. I'm sure she's "lovely" and indisputably "real", but Coleen herself can barely string a sentence together which doesn't help.

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