Alesha Dixon has turned down the chance to host the revamped Gladiators. Probably wise.

Connie Huq's a contender for the new Xtra Factor host, according to The Sun. Can't be any worse than Fearne, any way. Can she?

Jo O'Meara has sold her house (sure is a slow news day over at The Star)...

...but Simon Cowell has bought a new one - worth £40million.

Phew! Order is restored to the universe. Well it's like Torchwood or something over here today isn't it?

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