Cerys has explained some of her reasons for dumping Marc. Quite simply, if the Mail is to be believed, and it wouldn't lie to me (or exaggerate anything for sensational or political effect, ever) he "couldn't handle" her kids and "hated" her clothes. Never been keen on your clothes either, Cerys love, but I hope you pointed at his "flat cap" when he said that.

Greg Rusedski hopes to get his revenge on meanie judge Jason Gardiner by challenging him to a game of tennis. Not a duel at dawn, as I'd hoped. Still good though.

Ziggy stands outside Heat's main office and shouts "I WAS ON A BREAK".

We miss Same Difference. But here's a lovely gallery of the X Factor siblings and the Rhyddler on tour at the moment.

-->

Came straight to this page? Visit www.availableforpanto.com for all the latest news.