Sean Gallagher wanted to wear high-waisted trunks on Rock Rivals, but the producers wouldn't let him. Spoil sports. Rock Rivals starts on March 5th, ITV1.
Sharon might be quitting the X Factor. All that stuff about her and Dannii tearing each other's hair out is sounding more convincing by the day.
Big Brother non-winner Ziggy is still making the news, this time through his frolics with a lady who, despite having a surprisingly pointy stomach, is still obviously out his league.
I'm a Celebrity star, chef John Burton Race, has managed to get backing for his restaurant from the internet millionaire behind lastminute.com, Clive Jacobs.
It's Brucie's 80th today (I know, only 80?) Happy Birthday old timer!
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