Where to begin? At the beginning, I suppose. Katy Setterfield, that's the one who actually did look a bit like Dusty Springfield, has won The One and Only. Hurrah for her, and thank god it's over.

TV's most dangerous reality show Dancing on Ice waves goodbye to Steve Backley, who hung up his blades after failing to impress the judges in a skate-off with Zaraah Abrahams. "Having the prosthetic hip is a big deal," he said, before adding, unfortunately, "my stumbling block is getting over that."

Here's Charley again, looking a bit like Trisha actually, still trying to convince the world she's going out with Ziggy. Why?

Leona Lewis is up for four Brit awards. (The Brits are on ITV1, Thursday at 8pm. Ozzy's presenting...) Leona's third single, the double A-side Better In Time/Footprints In The Sand, will be released in aid of Sport Relief in March.

And to brighten up your Monday afternoon, here's a lovely interview with young Gareth Gates, featuring lots of photos of him, with his little face. Don't say I never do nothing for you, now.

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