Cowell was very stupid in school, apparently, "I went to boarding school when I was about 14. I was so thick in school that I had to drop down a year." Got that kids? Being good at school has nothing to do with success. Just keep auditioning for the X Factor, talent wins out in the end right? Right?

Kelly Brook damns herself with faint praise in The Sun today, "Not many people know... but I'm actually quite a good painter."

and Dannii's a little bit pleased with herself for rising above Sharon's jibes and not rubbing the older woman's nose in it when her acts were more successful on the X Factor. Far better to go on and on about it in the tabloid press months afterwards.

Here's someone else who needs to get over themselves. Chanters says she was shocked and amazed when her ex husband, who was engaged to someone else when she met him has gone back to that woman after breaking up with her. Not entirely sure he's done anything massively wrong or unexpected here. Which isn't to say he's not, deep down, a bit of a plonker. Credit where it's due and all that.

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