Do you fancy Lloyd Webber talent show judge, time traveller, and all-round spangler John Barrowman? How about now? Reeling from the news that he once messed himself on stage then kicked it over his fans during a particularly vibrant dance routine, we're told the B-man gets his bits out on set. Honestly, I wish I was making this up. Fellow Torchwood star Freema revealed: "John will walk about with his chap hanging out, having conversations with people." Clearly I need to start watching Torchwood. Surely just a coincidence that Barrowman's book "Anything Goes" is also out now, published by Michael O'Mara Books.

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