Do you care about Eurovision? Perhaps you should! It's almost time to choose the UK act to go forth and humiliate us at the contest in Serbia, and there's a reality telly star or two up this time round. Alongside Michelle Gayle and a few people I've literally never heard of, there's... why if it isn't Rob the Builder from the Josephs! And I recognise that face... hey isn't it Andy Abraham from the X Factor in 2005? Chantelle and Ziggy's efforts were obviously less successful.

So, sad indictment or glorious tribute to home-grown talent? Have a listen and decide for yourself.

Eurovision:Your Decision is on BBC One at 7pm on Saturday 1st March.

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