Is it nudity month or something? We've had Lawler threatening to do marathons in her undies, the Cheeky Girls in new "what's the one at the back doing with her right hand" shocker, and now this, Chris off of Dancing on Ice, butt-naked for charity. I'm sure there are people who find this kind of thing arousing but honestly. Has he got "himself" stuck in a block of ice? Have health and safety been informed? And if he drops that blade on his foot he'll have a toe off. It's already cost him his left thumb.

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