Yes, the ice-skating Hear'Say singer and defender of Darren Day's gene pool has been awarded the prize for best mum, just in time for Mother's Day this Sunday. I don't know anything about her mothering skills, but I do know that the ladies she was up against included Mylene Klass and Kym Marsh, which makes me wonder what the selection criteria were for the nominations. Still well done, but don't get too excited just yet though, Suze. Sharon Osbourne won last year, and look what happened to her. She turned into a middle aged goth.

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