We're still not over Dermot, but it's like when your rabbit dies, isn't it*. You don't want to get another rabbit straight away. Get a hamster or something. Caroline Flack, I think, is a hamster to Dermot's rabbit. If you know what I mean. I mean his penis. No! I don't. The 27 year old Pepsi Chart Show presenter has been in "hush-hush talks" (not that hush-hush) to take over the hosting of Big Brother's Little Brother. A source told The Star: "Caroline is sexy and sassy. She has got all the quirky qualities you need to not only deal with the housemates but also their freaky friends and family."
That's what I like about Big Brother, its sensitive treatment of those from all walks of life. Big Brother 9, which will be hosted once again by Davina, will be back in May for another regrettably long summer season.
* Don't worry - Dermot lives on in The X Factor, though, unlike your rabbit. Unless I missed that episode.
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