Imagine being stranded miles from the human the race with nothing to do but exercise and wind up your room mates, with whom you never seem able to connect. You're lonely. It always seems to be night outside. The long, monotonous days are broken only by an occasional encounter with a genetic mutant. You live in fear... fear of yourself, fear of the outside world - and most of all fear of the opposite sex.

Yes, Victor may have more in common with the Red Dwarf creep than the obvious physical similarity. In fact it's quite hard to choose between them, (and what a dark day that would be) - but maybe Victor's got the edge on the fictional chicken soup machine technician. For one thing, he's still alive.

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