No doubt we all know, by now, that Flavia's got the hots for Matt, and that possibly he thinks she's a dreamboat too, and that her feller Vincent is not best pleased. Perhaps we're all tickled by the fact that she'll have to dance with both Matt and Vincent on the Strictly tour this year. But did you know that in the land of fiction, Matt's hired a call-girl? Be careful Flavia!

Elsewhere, the mischievous Strictly Cupid strikes again. Alesha Dixon has been making a play for some Robbie Williams lookalike from EastEnders, and he's not exactly fighting her off.

Over on the Big Brother channel, Kelly Osbourne's currently in the hijack chair but tomorrow Russell Brand takes over the bossing-kids-about duties. I imagine that will be unmissable.

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