I thought it was "so bad it's good" but now I'm starting to think it might be much, much worse than that. "Rod Stewart" was the first to voted off this tribute act talent show. Let's hope the others aren't far behind.

Has anyone seen any interviews with Jade yet? We've started cooking up a delicious romance for her already, but it'd be nice if she decided to join in. Meanwhile Jay's not too happy and wants to leave the house. He probably won't, though.

It makes me feel a bit queasy, somehow, but Denise and Lee definitely are 'courting'.

The 'hunk' from Hollyoaks is the current favourite to win Strictly Come Ice Skating, or whatever it's called...

...and my favourite story of the day, Gareth Gates has been banned from using fake tan after he started to look like an oompa loompa. A show source said: "Gareth was overdoing it, so the other blokes went off for a tan without him. It looks like he's been Tangoed." Love-letters for Gates and hate mail for me? Leave a comment below.

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