This article about Holly Willoughby, Dancing on Ice presenter extraordinaire, will make any self-respecting woman puke into her pint. But self-respecting women wouldn't be reading that paper anyway. I should really stop linking to it.

Meanwhile, the insane, impressive, but insane, circus siblings on Celebrity Hijack have lost quite a few relatives to the job. But still they will not learn...

And simply everyone's got the story that Dermot thinks the latest Big Brother format is a mistake, but it's reported with varying degrees of venom, depending on where you go.

If you were thinking of sending the couple a late Christmas card, it's only fair that you know that Mark Ramprakash, former winner of Strictly, has split with his wife. Although "no third party was involved", the Mail seems to think otherwise.

Oh and those travelling across the pond in the New Year should look out for Leona Lewis, who is going to be on American Idol...

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