For those who are following The One and Only closely, without actually watching it, the news that 'Britney' is the latest to be kicked off is presumably interesting. She was beaten by 'Kylie' (not in real life though.) This programme is awful! Roll on the next Lloyd Webber show!

Buxom jungle wench Gemma Atkinson doesn't want to marry her boyfriend. Well, hold the front page. Some amusingly bad photos with that article though.

Another day, another Dermie link. Here's a tribute to Mr O'Leary in The Sun today that'll bring a lump to your throat.

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